Moose is just...

Moose texts me at 4 30a.m.:	What did that guy with the boner say when he shat himself??
4 31:	Sammi! Samm.
4 35:	hey.
4 35:	SAMM!
4 36:	COME ON!
4 37:	......
4 39:	WOMAN! I HAVE A JOKE!
4 40:	Stop sleeping and answer me, whore.
4 42:	MY GOD!
4 43:	WHAT DID THE GUY WITH THE FUCKING BONER SAY WHEN HE FUCKING SHAT HIMSELF?
4 48:	ANSWER ME!
4 49:	I AM TRYING TO BE FUNNY HERE!
4 52:	MY GOD!
4 52:	NOW IT WON'T BE AS FUNNY!
4 54:	Hello?
4 55:	Whore!
4 55:	Bitch.
4 56:	Cunt.
4 57:	assface.
4 58:	butt licker!
5 00:	Diva.
Me:	*wakes up* OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE SHIT BALLS DO YOU WANT?!
Moose:	Why is it that you responded to "diva" of all things?
Me:	Because that's the one that fucking woke me. Now what the hell do you want?
Moose:	What did the guy with the boner say when he shat himself?
Me:	I don't fucking know. What DID he say?
Moose:	"That shit is in tents."
Moose:	K going out of range now bai.
Me:	Meaning you are turning your fucking phone of so I can't yell at you.
Moose:	exactly.
Me:	I hate you so much.

#Moose  #joke  #ass  #jerk  #text  #phone  #bitch  #ugh  #I hate him today 

#personal  #suicide  #bullying  #bitch 

I was telling Kota the kind of ring he has to get me when we get engaged….. #relationship  #ring  #adele  #funny  #humor  #whore  #bitch  #BUT ME A REAL RING 

I was telling Kota the kind of ring he has to get me when we get engaged….. #relationship  #ring  #adele  #funny  #humor  #whore  #bitch  #BUT ME A REAL RING