Dreaming Wide Awake
I am both male and female. Call me what you wish.
I live in New York.
My dream is to make a living being a photographer.
I make art.
Hi. :3
twitter.com/Wild_Babies:
I wanna touch it.
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On August 26th, 1991 a magical creature was born.
Happy Birthday Dylan O’Brien
the wink. ugh. i cant. asdfhbejrsekads
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Moose is just...
| Moose texts me at 4 30a.m.: | What did that guy with the boner say when he shat himself?? |
| 4 31: | Sammi! Samm. |
| 4 35: | hey. |
| 4 35: | SAMM! |
| 4 36: | COME ON! |
| 4 37: | ...... |
| 4 39: | WOMAN! I HAVE A JOKE! |
| 4 40: | Stop sleeping and answer me, whore. |
| 4 42: | MY GOD! |
| 4 43: | WHAT DID THE GUY WITH THE FUCKING BONER SAY WHEN HE FUCKING SHAT HIMSELF? |
| 4 48: | ANSWER ME! |
| 4 49: | I AM TRYING TO BE FUNNY HERE! |
| 4 52: | MY GOD! |
| 4 52: | NOW IT WON'T BE AS FUNNY! |
| 4 54: | Hello? |
| 4 55: | Whore! |
| 4 55: | Bitch. |
| 4 56: | Cunt. |
| 4 57: | assface. |
| 4 58: | butt licker! |
| 5 00: | Diva. |
| Me: | *wakes up* OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE SHIT BALLS DO YOU WANT?! |
| Moose: | Why is it that you responded to "diva" of all things? |
| Me: | Because that's the one that fucking woke me. Now what the hell do you want? |
| Moose: | What did the guy with the boner say when he shat himself? |
| Me: | I don't fucking know. What DID he say? |
| Moose: | "That shit is in tents." |
| Moose: | K going out of range now bai. |
| Me: | Meaning you are turning your fucking phone of so I can't yell at you. |
| Moose: | exactly. |
| Me: | I hate you so much. |
TAN! I KNOW YOU CAN’T SEE THIS BUT I DON’T CARE! I HOPE YOU AND BOYFACE ARRIVE SAFELY AND HAVE A FREAKING MARVELOUS TIME! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EVERY. DAMN. DETAIL. WHEN YOU COME BACK. I AM SO JEALOUS!!! sdcikrejlds.
Gahh! Spending New Year’s in South Africa with Zuh…..lucky bitch. Umm. So. Yeah I know he is going to officially propose on this vacation. So yeah I expect all the details and If he got the ring yet I wanna see itttt. Unless he’s still saving for it then I demand to see the temporary one.
Umm Umm. Oh! I hate you for being able to swim with sea turtles. Like WTF! Stop doing shit I wanna do womanface! Umm I love you! And I love Zuh! But, let’s face it, I love you more. I hope you have an amazing vacation and all goes well! Damn I wish I could have said goodbye. I forgot how many countries you’re going to! TAKE PICTURES AND STUFF AND DON’T GET TOO TAN AND HAVE FUN AND BE SAFE AND GET ENGAGED AND CRY WHEN HE ASKS AND UMM STUFFS YEAH!
LOVE YOU!
Excuse me while I continue to fall over in such excitement for you. Now I have to wait TWO WEEKS for you to be home.
:D!
Dunno what the dancing has to do with blushing. But I’m so so happy right now. (:
